EGM gets nine kids, ages 10 to 13, to play classic video games from the 70s and 80s and writes down what they say with hilarious results.
On Tetris:
Tim: Which button do I press to make the blocks explode?
EGM: Sorry, they don’t explode.
Becky: This is boring. Maybe if it had characters and stuff and different levels, it would be OK. If things blew up or something or—
Sheldon: If there were bombs.
Becky: Yeah, or special bricks. Like, if a yellow brick touched a red brick it would blow up and you’d have to start over.
John: Why haven’t I won yet? I’ve paired up so many of the same color.
EGM: Don’t worry about colors.
John: I just lined up six of the same color. Why didn’t they blow up?
EGM: Nothing blows up.