Rude Food

The Vegetarian Society produced a highly suggestive video called Rude Food. From an article in the Scotsman:

The film is set in a steamy kitchen and begins with a ripe melon being groped by a man's hand. It then shows a women's fingers fondling a banana, and goes on to feature a number of provocative poses with vegetables, before climaxing with white rice droplets shooting into the air. It closes with a phallic wilting asparagus, juice dripping from its head.